50 Quick Thoughts I had while watching Outlander 3×07 Creme De Menthe

Spoilers ahead duh

  1. In case the audience wasn’t clear, the “previously” on Outlander recaped that JAMIE IS HIDING SH*T.
  2. Guessing Jamie’s secret: he’s smuggling people to freedom! (So it’s morally ok and he’s still the king of men, also fits with his rebel with a cause, sedition and the convenient use of liquor trade routes etc).
  3. Fire foreshadowing 🔥?? This ep?
  4. Greaaat rape threats again 😒
  5. Oh no murder!

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  6. Brace yourself brain surgery coming!
  7. The answer to Jamie’s “what happened here?” is always rape Jamie, always rape on Outlander.
  8. Is Claire’s hair shorter?
  9. Jamie’s not keen to save rapey b*stard’s life. Weird.
  10. Lots of exposition about Jamie’s illegal smuggling, dealings and clients etc 👎not a fan.
  11. Love that Claire is still using modern medical jargon, and then she’s surprised when the locals have no clue – subtle Claire 🙄
  12. Uh oh I sense Claire-splaining coming on at the apothecary.
  13. Oooh is creme de menthe a code word?
  14. Maybe not … just undesirable liquor. Most likely something you drank during college.
  15. Great to see GoT sex extras still getting work in background of brothel scene.
  16. Mr Malcolm is “withholding” from all of us!
  17. Dr Claire Pimple Popper!
  18. Great location accuracy on clot without an X-ray and cat scan and MRI! – I wish my Google Maps was as accurate as Claire.
  19. Sly side eye Claire hmmm.
  20. Stop trying to make “honourable wife” happen Mr Willoughby! It’s not as good as “Le Dame Blanche”.
  21. Claire has a God complex – classic surgeon.
  22. Rape is everywhere Claire! Don’t go alone, this morning proved that!
  23. Are Ian Jr and Fergus about to go on Shark Tank 😂

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  24. Claire’s second honeymoon isn’t going so well.
  25. Mental health on Outlander?
  26. Bipolar?
  27. Nope just con artists.

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  28. Getting Jane Eyre, eery “woman hidden in attic” vibes from these siblings.
  29. Aren’t you going to ask who the wealthy client is Claire? My guess Duke of Sandringham, or Lord John Grey? Surely not BJR!
  30. He’s so using laudanum again.
  31. Like uncle, like nephew haha! Comes from behind.
  32. Eager puppy Ian.
  33. Lol creme de menthe surprise for the client!
  34. Jamie’s single man life, totes hard to give up; “let’s stay in the brothel, what’s the problem returned-wifey?”
  35. How come Ian Snr aged and no one else did?

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  36. Jamie lies tally: 1,999
  37. Need a tee shirt with “Dinna fash” on it – it’s so the new keep calm and carry on.
  38. Oh no not the expensive print shop set!
  39. Lol Adeerdeen and Dundee joke – shoutout to Scottish locals.
  40. Haha role reversal: Claire is in the dark and Jamie is the secret keeper.
  41. Wow sexist Jamie: me no likey.
  42. Whispering voice Jamie is sooo annoying.

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  43. Great parenting Jamie – Ian hasn’t had ‘the talk’ and also no fire safety drills. smh.
  44. Classic dramatic exit – hero escapes just in nick of time with fireball explosion behind him.
  45. Show is so lucrative they can burn a beautiful set after two episodes – literally the Producers have money to burn.
  46. RIP Printshop
    Ep 3×06 — 3×07
    You will be missed
  47. Home to Lallybroch again – Jamie always gets a much needed reset there!
  48. Oooh another bigamy storyline.
  49. Lacklustre episode … surgery, virginity and fire.
  50. Really hoping for a passionate stand off between J&C next episode. ie dagger sexy-times.

Also found this gem while searching images … just wow

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